By Mort Malkin
In a recent Gadfly column, a brief was presented for the premise that the US had become a Third World country. The reasons were so persuasive only a brief brief was needed. Who could argue with our frightful state of debt, our fractional export/import ratio, our tattered crazy quilt of health care coverage, the disparity of wealth between the obscenely rich and the rest of us … For those who are unconvinced, the Gadfly Revelry & Research team (GRR) easily found a few more exhibits, without help from Google. The reasons range from our poor broadband coverage across the nation to multiple intelligence failures over the years on the part of the CIA, FAA, NORAD, the SEC, the Federal Reserve … not to mention the Pentagon and the White House.
But, you say, what about our vaunted military? Our F18s, Predator drones, Blackwater contractors? We can’t be outgunned by anyone. True enough, but the god of storms and the goddess of unforeseen consequences don’t fight with bullets and bombs. Rather, they use progressions of: fires, explosions, oil spills, hurricanes, floods, draughts, and unregulated credit default swaps. Our greatest threat of all is Global Overheating and Climate Chaos.
The US seems unwilling to confront melting permafrost, shrinking glaciers, oceans of 2¢ plain, an atmosphere already over 350 ppm of CO2, and the corporations that profit from burning oil, coal, and gas. Nor do the government agencies do much about the human tendency to cut corners and the corporate need to cut costs to maximize profits.
As Gadfly avers, the US is becoming a Third World country. Who will assume the position of world leader? China is trying hard, producing all manner of consumer “stuff” and buying up both US Treasury bonds and cheapened US real estate. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad might have stood a chance if he stuck with Persian poetry and Oriental rugs, but Iran is putting their efforts into (ugh) nuclear power technology that will produce problem-ridden energy. Venezuela, under Hugo Chavez, is not much better. Venezuela may be the lynchpin of a Central and South American coalition of nations that is standing free of the WTO and the World Bank, but Hugo is still pumping oil and creating hot air.
The leadership of the planet will fall to Bolivia and its straight talking leader, Evo Morales. Bolivia? The country doesn’t even have a seacoast. But, it does have plenty of lithium ores in waiting — a whole Uyuni desert full of brine deposits containing nearly 50% of the world’s reserves of various compounds of the metal so vital to the new world of information, communications, and energy storage & transfer. President Evo Morales, an indigenous native, has decided not to allow the industrialized world to treat his nation as in the old days when Bolivia was the source of tin ores. Back in that time, the Bolivian miners did the hard work and received bare wages. The refiners and especially the craftsmen who made the pewter cups and bronze bells earned the big bucks (or pound sterling). Morales, an Aymara Indian, decided not to give away any of Bolivia’s natural resources just for a quick peso and promises (promises, promises) of schools, parks, and hospitals. He is going to establish the vertical works — mining, refining, battery technology, and research into new uses of different lithium compounds. Bolivia promises to become the leader in advanced lithium batteries for laptop computers, cell phones, iPods, hybrid and electric cars, and Tickle-Me Elmo dolls.
At the same time, Evo will insist on environmental responsibility, sustainability, and protection of the flamingos and llamas living in the Solar de Uyuni. We in the US have become accustomed to nice words and lofty speeches, and promises soon forgotten. We had better get used to a real leader who says what he means and means what he says (apologies to Alice, the March Hare and Mad Hatter). A month ago, Morales hosted The World People’s Conference on Climate Change and The Rights of Mother Earth in the city of Cochabamba. About 18,000 participants from around the planet showed up — climate scientists of the industrialized world to the indigenous people of many lands. They even invited lawyers and other governments. Although only four other heads of state came, many illustriants the world over participated. The month before, Bolivia and Ecuador refused to sign on to the Copenhagen “accord” as dictated by the US. Morales gave up a $3 million “environmental aid” bribe and proposed, instead, reparations to pay off a climate debt for the greenhouse gases emitted by the nations with two cars in every garage.
Bolivia did not just demand the money; it said it would bring the case before a Climate Justice Tribunal and abide the decision of the Court. Bolivia was not going to endorse a 2° Celsius rise in temperature that the Copenhagen discord/dysfunction would permit. A 2° Celsius temperature increase would melt the glaciers of the Andes and Himalayas and submerge a few of the islands of Micronesia. Maybe Galveston TX, too.
Bolivia, with its mineral riches holds all the aces in the geopolitical poker game. It has zinc, tin, antimony, silver, gold, and all that lithium. It also has oil and natural gas enough for its own needs and then some. The US would not dare bomb Bolivia for fear of damaging the lithium salt flats or having to listen to hours of Evo Morales at the UN.
As Bolivia’s lithium industry develops, from bottom to top, in the technology of storing energy and transferring it from form to form, they will find ways to bring wind, solar, and tide power on line cheaply. The earth will be saved from Global Overheating and Climate Chaos. Bolivia, with its vast reserves of lithium and leadership in lithium technology, will be recognized as a world leader. And, while the Bolivian researchers are playing with new and improved technology for batteries and possible electronic applications, they may find a few compounds to use for the mentally disturbed who insist on splitting atoms to heat water to form steam to turn turbines to make electricity.
With Bolivia established as the world’s most super power, Evo Morales will be able to return to llama herding and the peace of the countryside. It will be a retirement well deserved.
Gadfly Replies Again
Dear Chronus McGee,
I have not heard from you, or Evo Morales for that matter, in about a month. It seems likely your Bolivian summer was before Evo Morales became President in 2006 and surely before 2008 when the richest provinces threatened secession and the political situation became unstable. In the last two years, however, Morales has begun to move the country toward greater economic equality of the rich & poor and has started solving the problems of poverty, housing, education, and healthcare — all the matters that you complained about in your letter.
Before the Morales administration took office, Bolivia was essentially a colonial supplier of raw materials to the multinational corporations of the industrial world. Labor, including children, was badly exploited. The wealthy few — landowners and rich businessmen — had little concern for the poor, the homeless, the indiginous people. It was much like your description of Bolivia when you were there.
Just this year, Morales held The World People’s Conference On Climate Change and The Rights of Mother Earth. He has recognized the rights of indiginous people and has started to uses to use the revenues from the mineral wealth of Bolivia to benefit all his people. If he develops the lithium deposits — 50% of the total world reserves — into efficient battery technology, Bolivia can indeed become the next Superpower of the world.
Peace & Parody,
Gadfly
Gadfly Replies
Dear Chronus McGee,
In your comment you express that “wealthy landowners” and “mine owners” were less than honorable and that Bolivia was hopeless when you were there. Please tell us your dates of service.
Your reference to guns and a live firing range seems at odds with any peaceable sensibilities. Are you sure you were in the Peace Corps?
Awaiting your reply, I remain your faithful parodist,
Gadfly
I don’t see Bolivia becoming the best of anything. I spent a summer there for the Peace Corp and all I got out of the experience was a new appreciation for the United States. Oh, I also got a case fleas; nasty South American fleas which don’t go away short of nuclear irradiation. No Bolivia, with it’s dirt roads, street-side sewage, and underage prostitution isn’t going anywhere fast.
When I was there we were building low cost housing for homeless families. It was pointless, most of the buildings were torn down and parted out by wealthy land owners the moment we left the site.
You must know who they employ in those vaunted Lithium mines? Children. Lots of little brown children from native tribes dispossessed of their lands. The mine owners have big strapping lads with Soviet era Kalashnikovs standing guard.
No, Bolivia doesn’t have a moose’s chance on a live firing range of becoming any sort of world power.